@felinagnome and @nekosoft's twitter adventures

Road trip blog:
11:54 PM Sep 17th from txt

Occasionally I'll be a little quirky but not in albuquerque cause thats redundant
11:54 PM Sep 17th from txt

The owls don't care that you're naked.
11:55 PM Sep 17th from txt

Strip sneezing
11:56 PM Sep 17th from txt

Why is there no fry bread tacos in colorado?
11:56 PM Sep 17th from txt

There's a cock in there somewhere...
12:05 AM Sep 18th from txt

What disney animals can be made into sushi?
12:05 AM Sep 18th from txt

The answer: aquatic ones and villains. Ursula ftw.
12:07 AM Sep 18th from txt

I left my heart in budaghers...
12:43 AM Sep 18th from txt

Did you know there is a $300 fine for Elaine-dancing while driving in new mexico?
1:04 AM Sep 18th from txt

Casa bonita is a metaphor for colorado...
1:13 AM Sep 18th from txt

"gusty winds may exist" is so poetic and deep at 3 am.
1:49 AM Sep 18th from txt

Maybe on the way back eagles will dance on our hood but not tonight.
1:56 AM Sep 18th from txt

Bring back the drive in!
2:19 AM Sep 18th from txt

Spoiler alert: some gummy worms are bad.
2:27 AM Sep 18th from txt

I'm a nerdcore player...
5:24 AM Sep 18th from txt

Zombie corn makes you double dead
7:09 AM Sep 18th from txt

First rule of snow fight club is you don't talk about snow fight club.
8:42 AM Sep 18th from txt

"I'm glad they put the B-side bible verses on as well as the better known ones."
12:56 PM Sep 21st from Twitterrific

So "kol con vi or bust" has been changed to "kol con vi and bust"
6:11 PM Sep 21st from TwitterGadget

#mechanic "It's as ready as it's going to be."
11:11 AM Sep 22nd from Twitterrific

I bet I could kill a prospector with my bare hands. I DO play a lot of video games.
11:26 AM Sep 22nd from Twitterrific

This rental is awesome. It comes pre scienced!
12:07 PM Sep 22nd from txt

I am often confused with dustin hoffman
12:09 PM Sep 22nd from txt

If you've been having too many veggies in your enchiladas, ours are meteor.
12:47 PM Sep 22nd from txt

Sitting in a corner booth in winslow arizona. Its such a sight to see.
1:12 PM Sep 22nd from txt

We're bringing sexy back to winslow az.
1:41 PM Sep 22nd from txt

Coin operated dinosaurs
2:17 PM Sep 22nd from txt

You can't spell patriot without riot.
3:43 PM Sep 22nd from txt

He wrote it in beer?
4:18 PM Sep 22nd from txt

Tuesday is the new monday
4:23 PM Sep 22nd from txt

"what were you going to say that was so dirty that we would be kicked out of a truck stop?"
5:41 PM Sep 22nd from Twitterrific

"I don't even have hair and there's corn in it!"
about 19 hours ago from txt

Road blog is officially over. I am home safe and warm in my own bed. I had an absolutely wonderful time and can't wait to tell storiesabout
17 hours ago from TwitterGadget