Happy Valentime!

As always, as a public service, I present the official Apple Sauce Brain Man valentines. Perfect if you've forgotten what day it is and need something fast to laser print and color for your sweetheart, life partner, friend-with-benefits, or person you plan to meet in the bar later this evening.

If you give your sweetie ASBM valentines this year, you probably won't have to get them anything next year!

Also, if you're a schoolchild who has to go to school on Saturday for some reason and missed the shoebox ritual on Friday. Maybe you're in some sort of breakfast club.

The text has been cleaned up slightly since last year. Right-click and save to desktop for an even bigger image.

Pikamac Network Outage

The Apple Sauce Brain Man and Get Rich Quiet websites are temporarily down.

I suspect robots.