What you can look at.

What you can look at.
Originally uploaded by nekosoft.

Found at Wal-mart: a microscope/telescope two-pack that lists viewing options as a selling point. "View Earth, Sky and Microscopic Objects" For example: Nature, The Moon, Mouse Kidney.

What three items could be less related?

And no, the mouse kidney does not come in the box. Walmart does not sell mouse kidney. And now, that's all I want to look at.