Your friends will like you better

Intrigued by the vibrant packaging and promise of FIVE different kinds of seafood, we cooked up a batch of Tiger Bay Seafood Mix.


Here's from the copy on the back of the packaging:
The top 10 reasons to eat Tiger Bay Seafood Mix:


1. It tastes good.


2. It is good food.


3. Your friends will like it.


4. Your friends will like you better


5. People are better looking when they eat Seafood Mix


6. Seafood Mix makes an average party that much better.


7. You will never have leftovers after a party. (But you might run out)


8. You can impress people with your sense of style.


9. Most famous people have eaten Seafood Mix at least once.


10. You can take credit for catching them yourself.

We didn't know a secret item, a surprise ingredient if you will, was added to the mix: a long, black human hair. I'll bet most famous people have eaten Seafood Mix no more than once. It hurt throwing away two pounds of seafood, but not as much as eating hair.