I like those odds!

When I talk on the phone, I like to wander. Back and forth or to or fro: doesn't matter. When I was on the cell today I wandered over to a nearby car wash. Peeking in, I found a few scratched off scratch-off lottery tickets. About twelve hundred dollars worth. Thinking anyone foolish enough to buy a grand's worth of tickets wouldn't check them too throughly, I took 'em home.

Long, scratch-filled story short: I won sixty dollars!