Cookies

My computer sometimes asks, "Enable cookies?" I say, "Yes, please!" and then wait for someone to appear at my door with a plate full of steaming hot, yummy cookies. Where is the Cookie Enabler? And will my cookies be cold by the time he, she, or it finally finds me?

However, those are not the cookies I came to talk about today.

At lunch today, I recieved an actual cookie (neither steaming nor hot), with this forturne tucked inside:

Beware of cookies bearing fortunes.


Naturally, I didn't eat it.