Hyphenated words as blog-summerization

I'm of the opinion that one can get the feeling for a written piece solely by viewing the hypenated words that appear in it. The following list consists of words that appear in this blog:

8-bit
ad-free
Al-Aqua
arch-enemy
artfully-lit
avant-garde
block-related
cake-a-mari
chain-smoker
Ch-ch-ch-Chia
choose-your-own-adventure
Chronic-what-cles
day-to-day
deli-style
do-it-yourself
east-west
ever-awesome
far-flung
get-together
gut-wrenching
hand-tint
heart-rending
higher-than-dialup
high-speed
hip-hop
how-to
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
liquor-soaked
list-making
lo-fi
long-time
LOR-di-est
Maid-Rite
mole-encrusted
mo-pho
mucking-about
multi-hundreds
never-before-added
non-cadbury
non-grammatical
non-measuring
non-Newtonian
non-rare
non-recurring
non-science
Non-scratch
non-soapy
non-stop
north-south
not-so-artfully
not-yet-drinking-age
now-antique
old-fashioned
page-a-day
php-based
pop-y
quick-and-dirty
self-imposed
self-limiting
semi-coherent
so-called
still-runs-fine-in-classic-mode
sugar-coated
top-forty
Tron-like
well-designed
what-have-you
wi-fi